Negative Intelligence

Negative intelligence is a theretical concept which uses hundreds of billions of dollars in government money to study. It is believed that negative intelligence is higher than positive and therefore is of interest to many scientists. Scientists have been able to synthesize negative intelligence but have not been able to determine its level due to its instability and just because they are too stupid. Due to its unstable nature, negative intelligence, when synthesized, has a half-life of approximately 2 (there is more to that number, but it is incomprehensible (just like that big, long word), so we don't know what it is) hours and decays into intelligence level 0. It is believed that negative intelligence can raise ones intelligence level without limits. the problem with this is that it would not enable one to increase their own intelligence above 0 (enabling them to understand things like fractions and bank) as to do that, your intelligence would first have to be 0, at which point you would not comprehend anything and stop raising your own intelligence level. It is also believed that negative intelligence exists in nature somwhere (don't dig in your backyard).