Kangaroos

Kangaroos are marsupials. If you did not know that, perhaps your intelligence level is lower than you thought and you should rethink your reading of this wiki as you may not be able to comprehend any of it. If you did know that, it is useless for you to have read the last two sentences, and thus your life has become that much less useful. They also love to suck cock on occasion.

Intelligence of Kangaroos
Kangaroos, in accordance with the 2nd Theory of Intelligence, are considerably dumber than most people. Kangaroos are often judges, in which case they preside over Kangaroo courts. As Judges they are also Percussionists, and therefore by being all three they have an intelligence level of 1. It is possible, however, for a Kangaroo to not be a judge, but they may be a percussionist. If a Kangaroo is a Percussionist but not a judge, it has an intelligence level of 2. If a Kangaroo is not a percussionist or a Judge, it is judged (no pun intended) to have an intelligence level of 3. As far as is dictated by current knowledge and research, it is not possible for a Kangaroo to have an intelligence level greater than 3, unless the Kangaroo is also a Simon. However, at this point no research has been done into the possibility of Simons being Kangaroos.

How to Make a Kangaroo

 * Step 1: Tie a person (not a Kangaroo) together at the ankles with a stout length of rope.
 * Step 2 (optional): Attach springs to the person's feet to ensure extra possibility of bouncing.
 * Step 3: Drop person off of a tall building, and see how far they bounce.

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU ATTEMPT TO FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE BE AWARE THAT YOU ARE NOT VERY SMART AND PROBABLY HAVE AN INTELLIGENCE LEVEL OF 4 OR LESS.