Percussionist

Percussionists are people who enjoy hitting things. According to the Law of Brian, they are dumb, therefore having less intelligence then average people, and therefore, according to current research have an Intelligence level of 3 or less. Interestingly enough, they also believe that their tendency of hitting random things (due to their low intelligence) to be rhythmic and, under some cases, even musical. Judges are also percussionists, but are, by rule, dumber than regular percussionists. According to the Second Theory of Intelligence, it is also possible for percussionists to be Kangaroos. In this case, the person (or Kangaroo) is said to have an Intelligence Level of 1 (if also a judge) or 2 (if not a judge).