Judges

Judges are dumb people. They are determined to be dumb by extension of the Law of Brian, which states that percussionists are dumb. As Judges sit around all day and bang gavels, they are considered to be percussionists. Therefore, by extension, they are dumb. As outlined in the First Theory of Intelligence, they are by virtue of being both percussionists (who are dumb because of the Law of Brian) and Judges (who are dumb because of the principles outlined above) more dumb than people who are percussionists but not judges. Therefore, they are considered by the First and Second laws of intelligence to have an Intelligence Level of 3.