Simon

About
Simon is a creature from the Planet Simon and is a member of the E.T clan. This is the most misterious creature ever encountered and few encounters were recorder. Even fewer were recorded. His intelligence level is uknown but is predicted to be high due to his avoidance of our traps. However, resistance is futile (if r<1ohm). They will eat your brain and laugh in your face i am eating your brain right now. I know from personal expireince, yes i spelled it wrong, so what! Meany

Cries
People who survived the encounter with Simon heard the following sounds:


 * You are stupid
 * I am not stupid by saying that you are stupid because it is true
 * You make no sense
 * It makes no sense

Encounters
Few encounter have been recorded as a very small amount of people who have encountered Simon survived. Most common location of Simon are:


 * Mrs. Miller's room
 * Hallways
 * On the wiki
 * Why are we allowed to change this and add more information on this?
 * Am I really getting away with this.
 * Here comes the numbers
 * 1
 * 2
 * 3
 * 4
 * 5
 * 6
 * 7
 * 8
 * 8
 * 9
 * 10
 * etc.
 * You get the point

Scientific Information about Simons
Simons are paradoxes. If asked their intelligence level, they will reply 0, thus signifying that they have no intelligence yet at the same time having an intelligence level of 5. This creates an infnite paradox that has sucked in many innocent bystanders with intelligence levels less than 5. Beware!

Examples
The only currently known example of a Simon is Crazymao. Extensive testing is underway to find out if their are any more Simons in existence.