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 * I is the intelligence level
 * z is equal to 1 if the person is a Percussionist, or 2 if the person is a Judge
 * c is equal to 1 if the person is a Kangaroo
 * h is the minimum amount of fingernail mass on the person over a 5 year spectrum
 * g is unknown*
 * y is unknown*
 * q is unknown*
 * k is unknown*
 * x is unknown*
 * $$\alpha$$ is the angle between the person's left eyebrow and an unknown object

*- These variables are not unknown in the equation, what they signify is not yet known. It is theorized that to understand the letters g, y, q, k, and x one needs an intelligence level of 12. Of course, as this is such a complicated formula understood only by people with extremely high intelligence levels (i.e. nobody), it is useless to try and exactly calculate your intelligence, and thus we use the three theories of intelligence.