Intelligence Sickness

Intelligence Sickness are conditions that affect a persons' intelligence level. They can be mild (resulting in mild annoyance) to sever (Instantly killing the receiver).

Intelligence Flu
The intelligence flu has first been recorded during the early 20th century. During the epidemic over 50 trillion people died from lack of intelligence. Their intelligence level slowly declined to 0, and were eventually exterminated (i.e. told to stop existing due to no intelligence) by overly controlling governments. There are no known cures, however many leading scientists are studying the phenomenon in order to find a way to stop the global intelligence cooling trend, before it is too late and our intelligence levels decline to useless levels.

Intelligence Cancer
The intelligence cancer positions itself on your intelligence center and switches your intelligence level randomly. This is very annoying but not generally life threatening. Death, on very rare occasions can occur, when the intelligence level of the victim is lowered to 0 or one and people pop out of existence by using their last amount of intelligence to realize that they should not exist. People often kill themselves or are killed by others, due to the stupidity that can result.