Intelligence Wiki

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DISCLAIMER
Please be aware that this wiki is created, maintained, and intended for use by those and only those with an intelligence level of 5 or higher. Use of this wiki by those with an intelligence level of 4 or less may result in unintended consequences such as spontaneous explosions of brain matter. Please be advised that the use of this wiki by anybody with an intelligence level of 4 or lower is at your OWN RISK. By using this wiki with an intelligence level of 4 or lower, you agree to indemnify and hold completely irresponsible the administrators and any other agents of this wiki for any harm caused by your use of the wiki. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

About the Intelligence Wiki
The Intelligence wiki is detected to unraveling the mysteries of stupidity and levels of intelligence. Yes, we know that we said detected instead of dedicated. We just don't understand big words or long words (or for that matter, big long words).

It is true that we, the editors of this wiki, are not very bright, but in the broad spectrum of intelligence, we only have an intelligence level of 5 (or are otherwise Simons and cannot have a quantified intelligence level). Granted, we have the highest possible level of intelligence under current world conditions, but 5 is not really high at all. So please don't bother us with big words, long words, big long words, or fractions. I would tell you not to bother us with decimals either, but we aren't intelligent enough to know what those are. So don't ever mention them again, or Farxodor will come after you with a battleaxe.

The Four Theories of Intelligence

 * 1st Theory of Intelligence: Percussionists and Judges
 * 2nd Theory of Intelligence: One Level 5
 * 3rd Theory of Intelligence: Everyone is the Same
 * 4th Theory of Intelligence: Current Theory

Other Theories Under Study

 * Infinite Intelligence
 * Negative Intelligence
 * The Simon Paradox
 * The concept of Stupidity
 * The Theory of Decreasing Intelligence

Studies of Intelligence in Non-Humans

 * Intelligence of Cake
 * Intelligence of Kangaroos

The wiki is dead already? Very disappointing.

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The wiki is dead already? Very disappointing.